My dad called me and this is the conversation we had (reminder my family is a little crazy):
Dad: I had a good trip visiting my sister and Mom in LA.
Me: That's exciting .
Dad: expect for Grandma.
Me: Oh yeah.
Dad: Yeah she got herself constipated.
Me: Oh yeah.
Dad: Yeah it was really bad we had to take her to the hospital to get her manually cleaned out.
Me: You didn't need to share that.
Dad: I could have told you more.
1. Um Gross why does my family insist on over sharing.
2. How does on chose to be constipated
3. I need a new family who has a desire to share less.
Happy Monday
Monday, December 17, 2012
Friday, December 14, 2012
By Dradle you mean...
While at Walmart (you should not be surprised) I had the following conversation with an employee:
Me "Excuse me miss do you have any Dradles?"
Walmart "Whats a Dradle?"
Me "The game kids play at Hanukkah"
Walmart "Ohhhhh, you mean that candle thing."
Me "Not exactly"
1. I wish is this is where the conversation ended but it went on to her asking why anyone would want something Hanukkah related (this makes me sad)
2. Yes by game I mean the candle thing, I would like the children to run around with a flaming candle. Lets see how long it takes before we burn the house down.
3. Dradle = small top kids use to bet chocolate , Menorah = a nine branched candelabrum lit during Hanukkah.
Me "Excuse me miss do you have any Dradles?"
Walmart "Whats a Dradle?"
Me "The game kids play at Hanukkah"
Walmart "Ohhhhh, you mean that candle thing."
Me "Not exactly"
1. I wish is this is where the conversation ended but it went on to her asking why anyone would want something Hanukkah related (this makes me sad)
2. Yes by game I mean the candle thing, I would like the children to run around with a flaming candle. Lets see how long it takes before we burn the house down.
3. Dradle = small top kids use to bet chocolate , Menorah = a nine branched candelabrum lit during Hanukkah.
Ponies in the Dorms
As I have said before I work with college students. One of them turned this in about the building he lives.
"This hall is a great place to live. You can make great friends with the ponies who live around you and your roommate, if you have one. I really like the casual atmosphere here too. I don’t feel like I live in a public dorm with a bunch of strangers. That’s how casual it feels. The ponies here are very friendly and won’t mind helping each other out. The events held here are amazing as well. "
- I didn't know we were housing ponies here this university
- This would explain the large amount of noise violations from this area ponies do make lots of noise
- Clearly we need to better educate our children if they cant tell the difference between a 18 year old person and a young horse.
"This hall is a great place to live. You can make great friends with the ponies who live around you and your roommate, if you have one. I really like the casual atmosphere here too. I don’t feel like I live in a public dorm with a bunch of strangers. That’s how casual it feels. The ponies here are very friendly and won’t mind helping each other out. The events held here are amazing as well. "
- I didn't know we were housing ponies here this university
- This would explain the large amount of noise violations from this area ponies do make lots of noise
- Clearly we need to better educate our children if they cant tell the difference between a 18 year old person and a young horse.
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