I wish this wasn't real!

I pulled up the latest email from my family and this is what I found ( I changed the names for obvious reasons.)

"Grandma, can now returns to Sunshine Hills now that they have the diarrhea out break under control"

I don't even know where to begin
1. Why do I want to know this information about my grandma (gross?)
2. How did a diarrhea outbreak occur did they give all the old people soap?
3. Who was in charge of changing all the dippers and realized they had this issue?

Thank you family for another fun filled email!